Coffee

Coffee

Over the past few years, coffee has become an integral part of my day. Its a nice drink to start off the day with and very effective if you work late nights. I like coffee in all forms, with or without sugar, milk or cream. But generally I tend to have black coffee when I am working and coffee with sugar and milk when I relax. A lot of great conversations or a good amount of meaningful work can be done over coffee.

Ok I think you get the point. I like coffee. That’s all.

Here are some quotes about coffee

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
I am sure all coffee lovers will agree with this. I certainly do.

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !
For some workaholics who like coffee, this is also true. Caffeine is a vital ingredient in a good night’s work.

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.  -Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
I don’t know who this Sheik was, but he must have been a clever man.

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.
This is also true in my case. I can work well at night, mornings are for sleep. I only wake up early in the morning if someone is paying me for it.

There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Yes, so many ideas get discussed and brainstormed in a coffee break that its difficult to replace it. Productivity and creativity will decrease, I believe.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
I write most of my poems with a mug of coffee. So I guess it does make us philosophical.

No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
I would like to tell this to everyone who wants answers in the morning. Mornings are designed for good coffee and deep thought (or sleep).

A morning without coffee is like sleep.
True. I dont want to wake up without coffee. Its not that I am addicted to it, I drink acceptable quantities, but I just like it.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odour to the nostrils.  -Henry Ward Beecher
True again. The sweet offering of odour goes from the nostrils to the brain and tells it to wake up and start working.

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  -Flash Rosenberg
Yep. I am not smart or creative. I just stay up and drink coffee.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.  -Terri Guillemets
Sunrises can be good if you are on vacation, on a beach somewhere. But if you are waking up before the sun to go to work, coffee is the best thing to douse sunrises with.

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. <or> Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.  ~Alphonse Allais
I agree. People who say coffee keeps them awake are people who drink coffee once in a while.

Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
I know that feeling.

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.  -Harry Mahtar

If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee!
Yep. There is no point in drinking decaffeinated coffee.

Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love. -Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.  -Alexander King
Engineers truly believe they can change the world if they get enough coffee.

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.  ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.  -Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The following quotes are too funny to be excluded from this page

Deja Brew:  The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.

Be a coffee-drinking individual – espresso yourself!

I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors !

Coffee, n.  break fluid.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? – Steven Wright

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr

I don’t have a problem with caffeine.  I have a problem without caffeine!

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.  -Stephanie Piro

Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.

Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I’ll have another coffee.

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.  ~John Van Druten

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. -T.S. Eliot

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.

…and some quotes just for engineers and programmers

C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?

RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?

Caffeine Allocation Error:  COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

Coffee:  The first peripheral!

  1. Sneha
    July 13, 2010 at 2:55 am

    I accept…m a coffee lover…best 1 mayuresh…

  2. Sayali
    July 13, 2010 at 3:14 am

    Nice Mayuresh,I feel that all the quotes are true… because I am also a coffee lover…

  3. Shital Bhosale
    July 13, 2010 at 11:02 am

    Hey,
    All comments are very nice…..
    I liked the comments for programmers,engineers……

    • mann
      October 9, 2010 at 5:55 am

      yes… u r rite… no engineer can live without coffee… coffee is must…

  4. Sameeksha vaity
    July 31, 2010 at 6:27 am

    You absolutely wanted this page !!!!…….dint u??

  5. Priya Wayal
    September 14, 2010 at 10:20 am

    hey M, how are you? chan chan …….Apratimmmmm aahe lekh..he tujyasarkha coffee lover ch lihu shakto..

  6. Saraswati Dube
    September 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Chhan, Chhan! Tarich sarakhe rikame cup disat aahet….

  7. mann
    October 9, 2010 at 5:52 am

    Engineers truly believe they can change the world if they get enough coffee….
    this is the best quote… nice one Mayuresh…
    i liked this coffee also… m a great coffee lover…. cold coffee is at its best….

  8. Shital Bhosale
    June 4, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Sahi ch ahe…….

  9. Dipali
    March 21, 2012 at 8:53 am

    Best 1…Keep it up mayuresh..

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